I Just Want to Lie Down and Earn Crystals

A "gold prospecting beast" who is obsessed with money, an alternative "sword cultivator" in the Sword Sect, but he wants to make money while lying down "Junior brother is a good swordsman." "Brother, if I don't draw talismans, how can I give you more money?" "But you are so talented at practicing swordsmanship, it would be a pity not to practice." "Senior brother, your fingers should be thicker and calloused when drawing talisman. If you practice swordsmanship, you will get blisters!" "..." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.