The Government Asked Me to Make a Military Recruitment Video: Assault!

Scene One

Assault Squad!

Army: "I asked you to make a recruitment ad, and you turned it into a classic?"

Jiang You: "Regret enlisting for three years, regret not enlisting for a lifetime!"

Army: "That's what all the recruits say!"

Scene Two

That Man, That Mountain, That *.

Postal Service: "Are you sure you don't need a big production? I lined up sponsors for you!"

Jiang You: "A heartfelt film doesn't need special effects."

Postal Service: "Now everyone's started mailing letters again."

Scene Three

Drawing Sword

Officials: "Are you sure you want to use this film as a tribute?"

Jiang You: "Wherever the sword points, nothing can stand in its way!"

Officials: "All right! I like that line: Second Battalion Commander, where's my Italian cannon?"

Scene Four

The production crew for Strike from the Sky is formed...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.