Ridiculous! I Asked You to Tell Fortunes, but You're Teaching Me Physics to Exorcise Ghosts

Horror returns, and ghost domains appear in the world.

Zhou Nan transmigrates to a parallel world, inherits the fortune-telling shop his master left behind, and obtains the Divine Fortune-Teller System.

At this point, the yin energy between heaven and earth has only just begun to revive.

“Master, something’s felt off lately. Can you figure out what’s going on?”

Zhou Nan looks troubled. “Close your eyes, pick up a stick, walk forward ten steps, and knock on the door! Remember: three long knocks and two short ones.”

The entire internet watches as a hanged ghost and the viewer stare blankly at each other, dumbfounded!

“Master, can you tell me if it’s safe where I am?”

Zhou Nan raises an eyebrow.

“Brother, wait for me. I’ll go check it out in person.”

And so, with the whole internet watching, Zhou Nan carries a stick and personally sends his brother up to heaven.

He even mutters, “Why are you, a ghost, coming here to join the fun? What is this, a joke?”

After that, a strange tale about a fortune-teller who uses physical force spreads among the ghosts.

Zhou Nan: Don’t panic when you meet a ghost. Grab a stick and go at it!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.