Dark; How to Lose When Summoning the Devil at the Beginning!

Travel to the spiritual continent! At the beginning, I summoned the three demon gods to work for me! I'm super, take such a cool talent! I am super, this talent is so powerful, I must win it! King of Fear, Diavolo, isn't this the God of Diablo? Bring it to you! The King of Destruction, the artifact forged by Baal is so cool! Get it you! Burning Purgatory is just my back garden. Didn't you see that the three demon gods are all my little brothers? Don't be surprised in the alien void. This is just a scenic spot for me to relax after a meal. Didn't you see the Void Watcher following me? What? You mean the Orc King? Big Pineapple, go up and beat him up! I, Wood, am invincible! It is our duty to destroy the spiritual continent! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.