Tyson Reveals: He Knocked Me Out with One Punch!

Martial arts, a label of our people.

The revered masters of traditional martial arts are knocked out with ease, one after another.

The masters' "turtle punches" in the ring.

Their miraculous skills like "striking a bull across a mountain" and "hitting pressure points from a distance" make people feel as if they're watching clowns perform!

More and more people are starting to question the combat effectiveness of traditional martial arts.

Even a kung fu superstar who was once a martial arts champion says, "Kung fu is nothing more than a kind of performance martial art."

People begin to suspect that the grandmasters and heroes of history were merely glorifying themselves.

Skepticism reaches its peak.

Our national pride takes a hit, and it seems we're back to thinking everything foreign is better.

"Another traditional martial arts master is stepping into the ring. Don't embarrass us!"

"Come watch the joke! I've got my sunflower seeds ready!"

"I'll bet the guy upstairs won't even get through three seeds before it's over... haha."

As the crowd around them jeers,

Tyson says, "Master, it's really you! I surrender. Please take me as your disciple!"

What is this? Are they filming a movie?

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