Mysterious Text Message: I'm No Keyboard Warrior

Swallow a mosquito and get 5,000 yuan.

There's really a deal this good? I'm in.

Knock down the first person through the door and get 50,000 yuan.

Holy crap, I had no idea he was a robber! Officer, please hear me out.

Pee in public at the school assembly and get 500,000 yuan.

It's not that I like money. I just like peeing toward the sun. That way, I can see a rainbow.

A thunderous explosion rang out, and the newly built library collapsed in an instant.

Your peeing drew a crowd of teachers and students, and you saved a lot of people once again.

You're just an internet troll.

I'm not an internet troll. I just never got the chance. Ke Bei raised his gun and took aim at the robber. Three shots rang out.

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