You Asked Me to Film an Anti-Crime PSA, So Why Am I Chopping Watermelons?

After transmigrating, Chen Feng became an acting student.

A famous director was filming a promotional video about fighting crime, and by chance Chen Feng landed a small role.

He bound a Character Card and gained a personalized acting style.

For the anti-crime promo, he bound Hua Qiang: "Is this watermelon guaranteed to be ripe?"

For the martial arts promo, he bound Dong Tianbao: "I decide my own fate, not Heaven!"

For a youth coming-of-age film promo, he bound Liang Kun: "When you're out in the world, you've got to keep your word..."

For a xianxia drama promo, he bound the Protector Mage: "The life-taking Sanskrit chant will make you mortals take your own lives!"

Numerous directors: "Chen Feng is the first man to promote something by making it look worse!"

Audience: "Hello, emergency services? I want to report Chen Feng. His acting is terrifying."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.