Siheyuan: I Beat Xu Damao to a Pulp from the Start!

Reborn as He Yuzhu from the bustling courtyard, he comes with a venting System golden finger!

Punish people and get massive rewards?!

Bang Geng? Jia Zhangshi?

You two ungrateful brats can go reflect by the slop bucket!

Qin Huairu? She's a bloodsucker!

And those unusual jobs with a touch of glamour? The whole courtyard must never find out!

Second Uncle loves throwing his weight around?

Fine! I'll make you spend some time in jail!

Third Uncle loves taking advantage of others?

Then I'll swindle you until you don't even have a pair of underpants left!

Xu Damao, you troublemaking bastard!

I'll steal your wife, give you a chubby son, and make your ancestral graves glow with envy!

Every last one of them, all the way back to their eighteenth-generation ancestors, is getting conned!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.