Li Bai, Stop Chasing Women

Soldier: Lord Li Xing, the enemy will reach the battlefield in five seconds. Please prepare.

Li Xing: Prepare? What's there to prepare for? Send Li Bai over to deal with them.

Soldier: Reporting to Lord Li Xing, General Li Bai is drinking and flirting at Moonflower House. He can't leave just yet.

Li Xing: ...

Li Xing: Then get Li Xin here. Have him hold the line. Isn't he the high-ground security guard? Isn't he good at defending the base? Let him hold the line and cut down every enemy who comes.

Soldier: ...All right, my lord. What about you?

Li Xing: Obviously, I'm going to see what that brat Li Bai is up to.

Then Li Xing laughed uproariously and hurried off.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.