Enough Pretending, I'm the Internet Cafe Manager, and I Run All the Groups

"Everybody back up. I'm about to show off."

I don't care if you're an Emperor Chat Group, an Immortal Chat Group, or a Primordial World Chat Group. I'm Lin Ye, the internet cafe manager. If you don't like it, keep it to yourself!

"Hey, you, Horse Keeper! Hand over that staff of yours, or I'll kick you out."

"Hey, Li Shimin, what are you doing? Who said you could hang around here? Hand over the national treasury, or I'll kick you out."

"Aha, you thought I didn't know you started a treacherous ministers' group? Pay me a deposit, and I won't tell your emperor."

"Liu Bei, show me a real trick. Music, keep playing! Dance, keep dancing! If you don't, I'll kick everyone from Shu out."

"Well, look at that, Old Jade Emperor. Let me take your seat for a bit, or I'll shut down your group!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.