So, What Kind of Being Is My Father, Exactly?

Li Tong transmigrated, all because he had told his father, who loved to brag, "If you're really so capable, send me to another world so I can beat up the protagonist and kick the villains' asses."

And the very next day, he really did transmigrate. It was a low-budget urban fantasy world, where he was a college student. His father had left him more than twenty apartments and over a dozen shops.

His tenants were a strange bunch, and the shopkeepers were even stranger.

Take Kou Shuiwei from the fruit shop, for example. When other sellers sprayed water on their fruit, they used a spray bottle. He, on the other hand, swished water around in his mouth and spat it out over the fruit.

Even stranger, customers fought to buy it. They wouldn't accept fruit unless Kou Shuiwei had rinsed his mouth and sprayed it on them, and the prices were outrageously high.

Another shopkeeper sold pork. He injected water into the meat in front of his customers and marked the price up tenfold, yet they still fought to buy it.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.