The System of Gods and Demons from the East

What? His head was smashed open by a telephone pole and he was going to be reborn? What? How did the promised mysterious world of Eastern immortality turn into a wonderful Western fantasy world? What? You want me to recognize a thief as a father? What? Nezha wants to peel off the tendons of the Western dragon alive? What? Roaring dog seduces the gatekeeper of hell*? What? Di Ting fights the Squid King in the sea? … I beg you to be more reliable, you *fucking monster system. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.