Good-For-Nothing Ma Xiaowang's Hilarious and Invincible Path to Immortality

My name is Ma Xiaowang. When I was 99 years old, I stepped on a banana peel while crossing the road. I fell down and lay on the road for half an hour with no one to save me. Unfortunately, I died young. In my life, I can be said to be a loser among losers. He has an average education, average appearance, and average family background. Anyway, he is average in everything and has no special skills. But I seem to have a specialty, ahem. When I was on the verge of death, I felt deeply and had a lot of thoughts, but no words could compare to what I wanted to tell the world: "It's a good thing you didn't help me up, otherwise I would blackmail you to death." Actually, I threw that banana peel away, hehe. As the saying goes, "It is your own fault that you will not survive." This is what my life should be, but when I was dying, I suddenly wanted to live again. I don't want to be a waste my whole life, I want to become strong, I want to counterattack, I want to be Zhao Gao, Zhao Gao who is less than one person and more than ten thousand people, that's what it means, but I don't want to be a eunuch! So where did Ma Xiaowang go after his rebirth, and what will be his story... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.