My Girlfriend Went on a Blind Date with an Old Man, So I Wrote a Novel and Earned Ten Billion

* Zi: "Bro, you're still writing novels? Your sister-in-law went on a blind date with the uncle of my dead wife. Quit writing. You'd be better off working in a factory tightening screws."

Girlfriend: "Useless loser! Writing novels? What the hell for? Your review votes and likes are all in the single digits, and you don't even have a single monthly ticket. You're a pathetic failure! So what if I go on a blind date with an old man? He's rich. Are you?"

Ding!

Writing Assistant activated.

Zhang Yimou: "Xiao Qin, could I get the rights to this book? I promise I'll turn it into an epic masterpiece."

Wu Jing: "I'll take care of all the military-themed works. Don't sell them to anyone else, bro. I'll give you a share of the box office."

Feng Kuzi: "You know, I think you have the right look. You'd be perfect for the role of the villain's second-in-command in this work. How about trying your hand at acting?"

Qin Xiaoyong: "Sorry, directors, but I want to direct my own works."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.