Shocking! I'm a Ride-Hailing Driver in the Heavenly Court

A *-root Didi driver begins his career driving for the Heavenly Court. The Old Lord: "I'll give you an immortal pill if you give me a ride?" The protagonist: "Sure!" Taibai Jinxing: "I've got a few talismans. Give me a ride to the Tusita Palace?" The protagonist: "Sure!" The God of Cooking: "I'll give you a recipe book for the Three Realms. Drive me to the Southern Heavenly Gate!" The protagonist: "Heh, you got it!" … Erlang Zhenjun: "I'll teach you a cultivation technique. Give me a ride to Mount Hua?" The protagonist: "Sure, but bringing * costs extra!" … A nobody makes a comeback, changes the world, and takes control of his life!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.