Forced to Take the Blame? My Brain Is Churning Out Suggestions!

Name: Forced to Take the Blame? My Brain Is Churning Out Suggestions!
Author: A Blind Man with a Lantern

强行背锅？我的大脑疯狂提建议！

by A Blind Man with a Lantern (瞎子打灯)

Status: Completed
Length: 244k Words
Genre: Urban Romance
Subgenre: Urban Life
Updated: 4y ago
Source: Faloo

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After a three-month business trip, Li Zixiu came home to find his gold-digging girlfriend telling him he'd become a father.

She even demanded a bride price of 500,000, and his brain started frantically offering advice!

Suggestion One: This woman is trouble. Break up with her immediately and never speak to her again!

Suggestion Two: The college goddess, now a CEO, is just five meters away and has taken a liking to you. Propose at once and reach the pinnacle of life!

Wealth, power, beauty... With his brain's advice, they were all within easy reach!

Years later, at an interview with the world's most influential figures:

Li Zixiu: "The most important thing in life is to work hard. And you should always listen to your brain's advice!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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