The Lazy Novelist

A cup of water, a pack of cigarettes, and the whole day spent by the computer. That's the lazy life of a lazy novelist.

"Bro! Why did your novel go on hiatus again? Are you practicing the legendary Sunflower Novel Manual?"

"The author doesn't have a dick! Just when I was getting into it, he cut it off!"

"Oh, the ocean! You're nothing but water, and the author's a total hack!"

Shang Yang picked up his cup and took a sip. "Everyone in the comments is a real talent. Writing novels isn't half as fun as replying to comments!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.