I'm a Keyboard Warrior, but I Really Can't Curse People!

I criticized a young male celebrity online, got a lawyer's letter warning me, and now he's suing me for 200,000 yuan in damages? Luckily, I bound myself to the Devil System:

Reward for attacking a young male celebrity: +1 piece of criminal evidence

"You want 200,000 yuan in damages? You're calling the police? Heh. Why should an actor's lawyer win every time? I won't stand for it!"

"Come on, let's hurt each other. We'll see who ends up in prison!"

Jiang Feng tears into young male celebrities, shady lawyers, paid online trolls, entertainment industry kingpins, and clickbait accounts, sending them to prison one by one.

Reward for tearing into capitalists: 10 billion dollars

Reward for tearing into clickbait accounts: a media conglomerate

Reward for tearing into fake socialites: a luxury brand

Reward for tearing into foreign worshippers: a legacy of domestic brands

You can make any wish come true, but that same wish will also come true for the person you hate most. Choose...

Jiang Feng sat on the toilet and thought for a moment before answering:

"Take a dump right now?"

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This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.