Invincible Snack Food

Welcome to the world of foodies. That's right, whatever you think of, whatever you can't think of, I'll give it to you. You want to say canned herrings! Yes, big reward! What, *food? Or for two? Want to order a couple's set meal? In the end, should you eat the *food or should I eat the *food? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.