I Guided a Chuunibyou Girl in Cultivation and Became the One True Immortal

Su Luo transmigrates to a parallel world and happens to come across a cultivation forum while browsing the internet.

"What the heck? This brat is so ridiculously chuuni!"

"Cultivating to become an immortal, too?"

With a chuuni mindset, Su Luo joins the discussion as well.

Only at the Tribulation Transcendence Stage at eighteen? You're beyond saving!

I began cultivating at three, entered the Dao at eight, and now, at seventeen, I've already reached the Ninth-Turn Golden Immortal realm!

What? You want to take me as your master and have me give you some pointers?

You've got to be kidding! I go into seclusion for hundreds of years at a time. How would I have time to guide you?

Fine, here's half of the Daoist scripture from the supreme cultivation manual, the Dao De Jing. Take it and practice!

After saying all that, Su Luo didn't take it seriously at all.

But then...

Not long afterward,

Rolling thunder suddenly filled the sky, and the sunrise reflected on the moon. A young woman came flying through the air and bowed before Su Luo. "Master, your disciple has now reached great mastery in the Dao De Jing. Please bestow upon me the other half of the Dao De Jing!"

Su Luo: ???!!!

What the heck!

I was only pretending to be a great cultivator, but you people are actually cultivating immortality!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.