Horror Revival: I Awaken in a Coffin. Who Buried Me?

I woke up inside a coffin.

A female corpse lay beside me, giggling at me.

Just as I was freaking out, someone dug me up.

One bizarre thing after another began to happen.

This is dangerous?!

The God-Tier Demon-Exorcising System activated at once.

It summoned Uncle Ying, the ghost-hunting master of the human realm.

A peachwood sword and a handful of talismans.

Demons and ghosts, begone!

It summoned Yan Chixia, a mighty cultivator of the human realm.

Pineapple, pineapple, honey! Borrow the power of the universe!

Blast them to smithereens!

But then.

Everyone I summoned said the same thing:

"Give someone a fish, and you feed them for a day. Teach them to fish, and you feed them for a lifetime."

Fine, then.

I'll buckle down and learn it myself.

I'll deal with the ghosts and demons on my own.

I'm no good at describing it. Read the story for the details.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.