Thriller Game: Please, Let the Ghosts Live!

Scene 1: Midnight Bathhouse Instance:

The headless bather begs in terror: "I was wrong! I’ll pay double for the scrub! Please stop, I’m going to be scrubbed to death!"

Zhang Feng: "Stop? Get back down and hold still. It’s time for another round of Five Thunder Righteous Technique and a thorough scrub!"

Scene 2: Haunted House Food Delivery Instance:

The blood-soaked corpse of a resident sobs as he eats and vomits: "Have mercy, big brother! I’ll give you a five-star review, okay? I really can’t eat anymore, my stomach’s going to burst!"

Zhang Feng: "Good boy, open wide. Finish this truckload of talismans, then wash them down with two tons of *blood!"

Scene 3: Blood-Red Train Instance:

The evil spirit passenger kneels and wails: "Big brother! I’ll never do it again! Turn back the way we came. Don’t drive toward Great Thunderclap Temple!"

Zhang Feng: "Come on, let’s go have a chat with the Buddha and bask in the warm radiance of Buddhism!"

Onlookers: Why are the ghosts in these instances always crying? Are their hearts really that fragile?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.