I Beat Up Jiang Taigong from the Start, and Somehow Got to Whip the Three Realms

Zhang Yang smashed a statue of a god and beat up Jiang Taigong. To his surprise, Taigong put him in charge of whipping the Three Realms into shape.

With the divine whip in hand, he could strike the Heavenly Court above and the evil spirits of the Underworld below. Anyone who refused to behave would be sent down to the mortal realm to suffer its hardships.

Zhang Yang opened his livestream and scolded them.

"Zhang Youren, you stole the Jade Emperor's throne and left my brother Jiang sitting on a roof beam. Get out of the Heavenly Court and go dig ditches!"

"Judge Cui, you've been neglecting your duties and skipping out of the Underworld. Looks like you've got too much free time, so go work in a factory tightening screws."

"Black and White Impermanence, you two abused your authority for personal gain. I'll throw you into the animal realm to be reborn as dogs."

"Ksitigarbha, why are you always riding Di Ting around and wandering everywhere? If you love wandering so much, go deliver packages."

"Gods of Wealth, Civil and Military, you divided the money unfairly and hoarded it for yourselves. Your crimes are unforgivable, so go collect scrap metal and see how hard it is to earn money."

"Tathagata..."

Tathagata shrank his neck in fright. "Zhang, Brother Zhang, I'm a Buddhist. I don't think I'm under your jurisdiction."

"Gods and Buddhas are all on the same path, and you still dare to talk back? I think you'd make a good janitor..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.