The Overpowered Tardigrade

Xiao Hua: 169 centimeters tall, an elementary school education, and a rural household registration. After working hard until the age of thirty-five, he still had no house, no land, and not even a pig. Sorry, even the Second Brother Pig is worth more than him now.

His elementary school classmates already had children who were dating pretty young women, but he was still holding his own left hand with his right.

One day, Xiao Hua shouted at the sky:

"God, please give me a girlfriend!"

Maybe God really answered his prayer. Just then, a beautiful young woman fell from the sky, and Xiao Hua caught her in his arms. Happiness had come so suddenly. This time, he wouldn't let go even if it killed him!

Here is a news bulletin:

A top student from a certain university, Xiao Hua, heroically caught a suicidal young woman who jumped from the eighteenth floor of a residential complex. The woman survived, but Xiao Hua tragically died.

Xiao Hua opened his eyes and looked around.

"Where am I? Heaven? A good person like me should go to heaven after I die, right?"

"Is this my soul? Why does it look so familiar? Where have I seen it before? Hmm? It looks a bit like a tardigrade from biology class!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.