The Incredible Tardigrade

Xiao Hua, 1.69 Meters tall, primary school education, rural registered permanent residence. He struggled until he was thirty-five years old, without a house, an acre of land, or a pig. Sorry, the second senior brother's net worth has dropped. The children of my elementary school classmates have beautiful girls, but he still holds the left hand and the right hand. One day, Xiao Hua shouted at the sky: "God, please give me a girlfriend!" Maybe God really showed up. At this moment, a beautiful young lady fell from the sky and was directly caught by Xiao Hua. Happiness came so suddenly. This time, she would not let go even if she died! Here is a piece of news: A high-achieving student at a certain Hua University, a certain Hua, bravely caught a girl who committed suicide after jumping from the 18th floor of a certain Hua community with his bare hands. The girl was rescued, but a certain Hua died unfortunately. Xiao Hua opened his eyes and looked around "Where is this? Heaven? A good person like me should go to heaven after death." "Is this my soul? Why does it feel familiar? Where have you seen it before? Hmm? It feels a bit like the tardigrade I learned in biology class!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.