Suona: The Funeral Music Plays Wherever I Go

Musical instrument hooligans, suona reigns supreme!

When the suona plays, all pay their respects. When the music starts, the enemy's luck runs out!

The villages for miles around tremble in fear. Across the four seas and eight wastelands, none can match me!

A thousand years for the pipa, ten thousand for the zither: only the suona can command heaven and earth!

One suona tune can shatter your soul. On the road to the underworld, you'll remember your past!

I came into this world full of excitement, but when the suona played, the show was over!

One sip of Granny Meng's soup, and you forget this life. In your next life, don't be my enemy!

Volume determines combat power, and decibels determine cultivation level!

Once the background music starts, a suona tune rings through the heavens.

It's the enemy's funeral march and my own invincible battle anthem!

Within the range of the background music, enemies whose cultivation exceeds mine have their strength halved, and all the strength they lose is transferred to Leng Xuan.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.