Journey to the West: You Want This Monk to Flirt with a Female Zombie? Are You Crazy?

After transmigrating into Journey to the West, he unexpectedly became Tang Sanzang as a boy: Jiang Liuer.

Absurdly, he awakened an incredibly shameless System that urged him to court death and refuse to become a monk!

"Ding! Flirt with a white-haired zombie girl once to obtain the ability of copper skin and iron bones."

"Ding! Flick Guanyin on the forehead to obtain the Chaos Pearl."

"Ding! Give Ksitigarbha a Thousand Years of Death to obtain the Twelfth-Grade World-Cleansing Green Lotus."

"Ding! Draw a big turtle on Tathagata to obtain the Innate Supreme Treasure, God-Slaying Spear."

Tathagata was furious and wanted to replace Jiang Liuer. Hongjun scolded him: "Absurd! How can the Pilgrim chosen by Heaven be replaced just like that? I'll have to guide him myself."

But then someone painted a huge "Demolish" on the Zixiao Palace.

Hongjun went berserk too: "Damn it, everyone get out of the way! I'll kill him even if it means suffering Heaven's backlash!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.