The Campus Belle Is Dating a Centenarian Online, But I'm Really a Gen Zer

Lin Chen is the only cultivator on Blue Star. After spending the past 70 years in seclusion, on his very first day down the mountain, he was captivated by the social media apps of the modern age.

He met a campus belle online, became her boyfriend, and arranged to meet her in person.

The campus belle: "Hey, old man, where's my online boyfriend?"

Lin Chen: "I'm right here."

The campus belle: "You're Lin Chen? Didn't you say you were born in the 2000s?"

Lin Chen: "Right! I was born in 1900. Doesn't that make me a child of the 2000s?"

The campus belle: "Who do you think you're fooling? If you were born in 1900, you'd be 120 now! You look like you're 70 at most! I'm reporting you for online dating fraud."

When the police arrived, Lin Chen immediately pulled out his Republic of China ID...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.