Journey to the West: Monkey, Can You Stop Lying Around?

After transmigrating into the world of Journey to the West as Sun Wukong, he activates a God-Tier Lie Flat System because he's just too lazy. As long as he lies flat, he gets stronger!

This System is practically tailor-made for him. After all, the waters of Journey to the West run too deep for him to handle!

From then on, Sun Wukong has no desire to seek out a master or learn the arts, wreak havoc in Heaven, or even go fetch the scriptures. All he wants is to be a lazy fish and lie flat!

Patriarch Bodhi: "Wukong, please, come and study under me! Hurry up and cultivate!"

Sun Wukong: "Cultivate? If I can lie flat, why would I waste time cultivating?"

The Jade Emperor Haotian: "Wukong, please, come wreak havoc in Heaven and take the post of Bimawen!"

Sun Wukong: "Wreak havoc in Heaven? No interest. Bimawen sounds like a pretty decent official post, though."

The Buddha Tathagata: "Wukong, please go fetch the scriptures and attain Buddhahood as soon as possible!"

Sun Wukong: "With my cultivation, I'm afraid Xuanzang will have to get off his horse and protect me!"

The Sages: "Monkey, could you stop lying flat for once?"

Sun Wukong: "Who said I'm lying flat? Didn't you see that I even took down that old bald geezer Hongjun?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.