A Couple's Variety Show: Faking a Relationship with a Streamer Made Us Famous

Dai Xiaomei and Ye Ran pretend to be a couple and join a romance show!

As soon as they step onstage, Dai Xiaomei is left completely devastated by her childhood friend and longtime rival.

Ye Ran groans, "Yue... Sorry, but I really can't kiss someone with an A cup."

"Sure, you're wearing Chanel and Balenciaga now, and you look almost presentable."

"But when we were kids, you played with my pee mud and flicked my d*ck."

"And you kept begging to sleep in my bed."

"You gave me serious psychological trauma!"

"You wicked woman! You pervert!"

What?! Dai Xiaomei is stunned.

"You think you're the only one with dirt on you? I'll make you die of embarrassment too!"

They expose each other's embarrassing pasts and roast each other nonstop, leaving the audience dazzled!

"Holy cow! The old lady's finally getting what's coming to her?"

"Fight! This is great!"

"Wait a minute, guys! Why do they seem to be getting sweeter and sweeter?"

"...Holy crap, I'm devastated. They found sweet love, while we're the only ones left eating dog food!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.