Chat Group: Uncle Snake Ventures Across the Heavens

On a bright, sunny afternoon, Chen Ren transmigrated.

Staring at the weather-beaten old man in front of him, Chen Ren was stunned.

The old man gave him a sinister grin and said,

Orochimaru, I’m taking back all your ninjutsu.

Chen Ren wanted so badly to tell the old geezer,

Sir, you’re already so old. Could you stop going around causing trouble?

Well, losing both hands was bad, but at least he’d survived.

That meant he wasn’t the most miserable transmigrator in history, and he hadn’t let down all those who came before him.

Huh!

I actually have a golden finger chat **!

Haha, I’m going to dominate the heavens and become the god above all gods!

Wait, who the heck uploaded Legend of the Eyes?

And what’s with all those monkeys?

Did I end up in some fake chat **?

Chen Ren stared at the video of the Thirteen Guardians of Huaguo Mountain, completely baffled...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.