I'm Freaking Out: How Many Phoenixes Have I Eaten?

Zhang San visits an underground antique shop.

He looks at the Pangu Axe, a weapon first wielded by Pangu, one of China's Five Great ** Gods. Pangu used it to split heaven and earth.

The God-Slaying Whip was Jiang Ziya's weapon. They say it was made specifically to punish the gods. It's golden all over and shaped like a wooden whip.

There's also the Xuanyuan Sword of the Yellow Emperor, a very famous divine sword.

The Houyi Bow is the one used to shoot down nine suns, at least that's how the System described it.

Zhang San has no idea whether these things are any good. He's not a cultivator, so what would he do with them? Of all the items, only one seems somewhat useful. It's called the Sky-Swallowing Bag, or something like that. He won't have to carry so many things when he goes out, which is really convenient. The neighbors are all green with envy. He hasn't even had time to look at all the other stuff. Every so often, the System comes up with a bunch of new things.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.