Xuanhuan: I Am the Calamity Star of All Worlds

System: "I am yours alone, and you are everything to me."

Gu Yuan: "Don't try to fool me. There's no such thing as a free lunch."

System: "Idiots don't deserve lunch. You have to believe in yourself. With me, you're definitely not an idiot!"

Gu Yuan: "System, do you have parents? I'd like to send them my regards."

System: "Host, you are the one who provides for me!"

Gu Yuan: "..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.