The Apocalypse Is Here: I Have a Protagonist's Aura

For the ten-thousandth time, Chen Fei cries out in his heart: "Damn it! Why did I have to fall asleep during the exam?!"

While he was napping, the once-beautiful world turned into a wasteland where not even birds would crap... Wait, even bird droppings had the destructive power of poison gas bombs in this apocalyptic world...

Ding! The Apocalypse System is starting... Host, please bind to the System.

Ding! Host has received 3 points and chosen to add them to the Defense attribute.

Ding! Host's Defense attribute is now 10 points. Torso enhancement in progress: 1%...20%...40%...80%...100%. Congratulations, Host! You have completed Level 1 torso enhancement, achieving the effect "soft as a baby's skin." Friendly reminder: in this dangerous apocalypse, Host, be sure to take good care of your skin.

Chen Fei: "...What the heck?!"

Where did this damn lousy System come from?! Other people's Systems are awesome. When they make a move, even zombies have to call them Daddy! So how come his is...?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.