I've transmigrated. Could the System please stop being so lazy?
"I'm just a lazy fish."
While riding through the streets with a bunch of rich young wastrels, he nearly gets hit by a wooden stick.
"That young lady's surname is Pan, and her given name is Jinlian."
"She's Pan Jinlian. But I'm not Ximen Qing."
... His bad friend drags him to a brothel, where the courtesan offers herself to him. Lin Hao runs for his life.
"That's Li Shishi, not Du Shiniang."
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
