Hey, I’m Reporting My Sister, Dai Xiaomei Is Telling Jokes on Stream

Lin Fan transmigrates to the year 2007.

He discovers that his twin sister is none other than Dai Xiaomei.

In his memories, she's a hugely successful online celebrity and streamer.

Hoping to ride on her coattails,

Lin Fan puts up with her bullying for three whole years.

Then one day, the System activates.

It lets him see the highlight moments of the people around him.

Lin Fan takes a look and discovers that all his classmates are big shots.

"Hahaha, I'm definitely latching onto this golden opportunity!"

The thought of lying flat for the next ten years gets him excited.

Just then, the System issues its first main quest.

Lin Fan turns his attention to his sister, who's livestreaming.

He quietly picks up the phone.

"Uncle, I want to report my sister. She's doing che in her livestream."

"No, not a car. That kind of car."

"It's not an electric bike either..."

"Yes, yes, yes, Dai Xiaomei. Hurry up and get here..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.