Why Is My Transmigration Nothing Like Everyone Else's?!

Transmigrate back to the past, rise again, and make everyone who looked down on you shut up!

That was how Lin Ming imagined it.

After enduring the contempt of others, the genius Lin Ming built a transmigration machine of his own. But this thing seems just a tiny bit unreliable...

After more than twenty experiments, it all comes down to this one attempt.

He presses the button. No miracle happens.

Wait, why is there a gun pointed at the back of my neck?

On one side, soldiers arrive ready for a bloody fight.

On the other, there's the goddess's second personality.

Lin Ming is at his wit's end. One absurd thing after another happens, but not one of them involves going back to pee in the mud that the person who bullied him used to play with as a child.

Oh my god! Why is my transmigration nothing like everyone else's???

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.