Xuan Huan: I, Wang Dachui, Just Want to Die!

My name is Wang Dachui, and I never expected that I would awaken the useless card system. In order to stay with my anchor girlfriend for the rest of my life, I decided to commit suicide in the Xuanxuan world. But later, they actually called me the Facial Paralysis Emperor! I was confused, am I paralyzed? Queen of the Human World: A man named Wang Dachui keeps provoking various sects. I suspect that he is gathering people to rebel, and sure enough! Queen of the Demon Realm: Brother Sledgehammer braved hardships and fought bloody battles to save our demon clan. How brave! Demon Queen: Facing the black demon Flame King who broke through the seal, Brother Sledgehammer stood up and died with him, tears in his eyes! All the great emperors: The Facially Paralyzed Emperor is indeed well-deserved. With just his face, he was able to scare a million-strong army of demons from outside the territory. I can't even compare! Creatures in the Xuanxuan world: The facially paralyzed emperor never gets angry! With him in the mysterious world, good luck will come! Wang Dachui: Please stop thinking and adding drama, okay? I just want to die, ah! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.