Iconic Moments in History: I Scammed Qin Shi Huang from the Start

Shen Hongfan: "Hey, Qin Shi Huang? I have a goddess here who's looking to pay a fortune for a child. If you help her get pregnant, we can arrange for you to live forever. That's right, don't go on an inspection tour this month."

And so, Qin Shi Huang stayed home waiting for the goddess to visit and did not die on the western expedition. The Qin Dynasty lasted beyond the reign of the second emperor!

Shen Hongfan: "Hey, Li Shimin, right? I have a goddess here who can't sell her tea. Could you help her sell some? Her grandfather, who's lived for thousands of years, is in poor health and she urgently needs money from tea sales to buy medicine. Buy lots of tea, and she might even offer herself to you!"

And so, Li Er chatted eagerly with the "tea-selling girl" and eventually even met her, only to discover that this tea seller was actually a barefoot giant who could lift an eight-thousand-jin copper hammer.

The very next day, however, the two of them went to Xuanwu Gate and successfully made it through the Xuanwu Gate Incident.

Shen Hongfan: "Chongzhen, right? Listen, you've got a huge problem on your hands...

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