Final Fantasy: Chief Assassin? Barber Is the Right One

In the world of ff7, you start in a hair salon, right across from Tifa. Secretly form an alliance of Xuanwu Assassins, with me as the leader! Cut off Claude and win the beauty back? No no no. Xia Qi said, women will only affect my speed of drawing the sword! My ultimate goal is... Sephiroth: "What a fast knife. What is it called?" Xia Qi: "The magic sword has a thousand blades and can strike a thousand blows with one strike. It only attacks but does not defend, it is unparalleled in the world!" Sephiroth: "I am convinced that I lost at your hands. But... Why do you want to cut my hair short??" Xia Qi: "emmm... Actually Yun Pian is even worse. I shaved his head bald." Sephiroth: "???" "Eat me eight swords in one flash!!!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.