What a Joke! A Fox Can Play Water Polo? I'll Make It Happen by Paying Taxes

Wake up to find yourself transmigrated to a world filled with countless races?

Lu Ye was completely baffled.

His previous self was a bootlicker for a two-timing girl?

And now the girl's backup guy was interrogating him: "You don't even have a dual-element beast tamer! What makes you think you're worthy of pursuing Tan Yan?"

Lu Ye decided he was done with this!

He blurted out, "A dual-element beast is nothing! My fire fox can even use Water Ball!"

He was about to leave when, to his surprise...

"Ding! The Bragging Tax System has loaded!"

"You chose to pay the tax. Your fire fox has learned Water Ball!"

The backup guy behind him still wouldn't let it go. "Anyone can brag. If your damn fire fox can use Water Ball, I'll wash my hair while standing on my head!"

Lu Ye turned around and released his fire fox. "You said it yourself. Get upside down. I'll have my fire fox spray you with water."

"Bragging tax paid successfully. Your fire fox has awakened as a Nine-Tailed Celestial Fox!"

"...Your Iron-Winged Bird's bloodline has reverted to its ancient form as a Primordial Kunpeng."

"...You have a million years of cultivation."

Lu Ye took off!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.