Journey to the West: Please, Go Get Scriptures Quickly!

Ye Ming traveled through time to the newly transformed stone monkey. Ye Ming, who knew that studying for Buddhist scriptures was a hard job, decided to endure it. The big bosses in Xitian became anxious when they saw the unmotivated default candidate. One day, an old Taoist with a white beard stood in front of Ye Ming. "My little friend, do you want to learn how to ask the immortal Fuluan to do divination?" Ye Ming: Come on, stop pretending to be a wolf. Aren't you the Bodhi Patriarch? "Don't learn!" Ye Ming said decisively. Patriarch Bodhi: "Then do you want to learn to meditate and observe the precepts?" "Don't learn!" Patriarch Bodhi: "Then do you want to learn how to go to heaven and earth and live forever?" Before Ye Ming could finish his words, he slapped Bodhi three times on the back of the head: "Why is this old man so verbose! You won't learn what you say!" After saying that, he turned around and put his hands behind his back. Patriarch Bodhi stood there blankly. After a while, he felt enlightened. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.