Journey to the West: My Trash Talk Comes True, and I Insult the Monkey into Sainthood

Xu Zhi'an transmigrated into the world of Journey to the West and became the eldest disciple of Mount Fangcun.

Although Patriarch Bodhi never taught him a single cultivation technique, he had a System. Simply watching the images projected by the System and talking big could make him stronger.

"What a stupid monkey! He's this happy just because he learned the Somersault Cloud? A cultivation technique! How could that compare to the Chaos Five Elements Escape Technique!"

"You get stronger and immediately grow arrogant? You've got a long way to go! If you want to escape your fate, you need to learn the Way of Caution! Got it?"

Who knew the monkey heard every word? He went on to exceed Buddhism's expectations at every turn, leaving all the saints dumbfounded.

"He's practically a saint already? So why would he become Bimawen!"

"Look at Sun Wukong in the story The Legend of Wukong. He trampled the Heavenly Court underfoot, and for ten thousand years afterward, the world would remember my name! Now that's domineering!"

Sun Wukong was so fired up by what he heard that he wreaked Havoc in Heaven, crushing everything in his path.

"That's it? He's not even as good as the gate guards in the Mythic World!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.