Beast Taming: Are You Crazy? I'm Really Not the Savior

Zhang Xian was a young man of the new era, but he was diagnosed with cancer. Before bidding the world farewell, he made a bold decision: he found someone to stage his funeral.

A line of people dressed in black stood silently by Zhang Xian’s gravestone in the blazing summer heat, wearing suits and holding umbrellas. Several Taoist priests performed a soul-summoning ritual, while a strange-looking young woman clutching a white fox wept bitterly at the grave...

Everything was witnessed by an organization called Spirit of Redemption.

They dug up Zhang Xian’s body, carefully preserved it, and brought him back to life a thousand years later!

When he was resurrected, the whole world watched, and every member of Spirit of Redemption knelt before him.

“Great Savior! Please save us!”

Zhang Xian: “???”

As he stood there baffled, Zhang Xian was astonished to discover that his old dog, Xiao Bai, had endured nine heavenly tribulations over the millennia and forged an ultimate divine body, becoming the “Silver Moon Divine Hound!”

His chubby orange cat, A Fei, had turned all its fat into cultivation. It could grow stronger just by eating, and people called it the Soul-Devouring Spirit Cat.

His little parrot...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.