I, Tiga, Am in the Northeast

Asking the vast land who cooks instant noodles, they are all gone, and counting the famous people in the west. How can I, Tiga, be in such a slutty place in the Northeast? This place is really outrageous. I am so cold and stupid. Who am I? The snow is floating here, the wind is blowing there, and a superman emerges from the corn field. Have you turned on the heating? It's really not possible here. My balm is almost cold. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.