A Peerless Expert Lurking in Konoha

A shut-in who loves the Hokage anime dreams about its characters every night. "Ding! Invincible Ninja System activated. Host will arrive in Konoha in three seconds," the System announces. "Hey, wait! Three seconds is too short. I haven't even put my pants on yet. Holy crap, you're really doing this? I... Big bro, I was wrong!" A peerless master appears out of nowhere in the woods behind Konoha. Whatever you have, I have too. Whatever you don't have, I have that as well. Tell me, does that make you mad? I've even robbed Madara's grave. Stealing your stuff is practically doing you a favor.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.