Siheyuan: I Start by Dressing as a Ghost to Scare Bang Geng Into Wetting Himself

He Yuzhu transmigrates into the role of He Yuzhu, but he can't cook and is on the verge of losing his job.

Fortunately, he has a portable space where he can grow crops, store things, and raise livestock.

Ordinary fruits and vegetables grown in the space become miraculous ingredients that can cure all kinds of incurable diseases.

Ordinary animals raised in the space produce meat fit for dragons and phoenixes, with the power to restore youth, prolong life, and improve one's constitution.

He Yuzhu: "Eat my vegetables and you'll live forever, immortal and indestructible."

The big boss: "Clear away all the delicacies. I only want the radishes and cabbages Silly Zhu grows. I wouldn't trade them for the greatest feast in the land."

The Longguo government: "The vegetables grown by He Yuzhu are state secrets! They must not be shared!"

The Blue Star World Health Organization: "The vegetables and meat raised by He Yuzhu can cure Ebola, AIDS, cancer, and all sorts of other incurable diseases. We strongly protest the actions of the Longguo government!"

But first, he needs to teach Bang Geng a lesson for stealing all the time!

Scare him out of his wits by dressing up as a ghost!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.