Journey to the West: A Brick from the Start, and I Have to Steal All My Gear

A brick smacked Taishang Laojun on the back of the head.

Early the next morning, the dignified Dao De Tianzun was wearing nothing but his underpants!

And as luck would have it, he was spotted sneaking back to Tusita Palace by Jinjiao!

Dao De Tianzun's morals have fallen apart!

Laojun: "A disgrace beyond all measure!"

Lingbao Tianzun was also knocked out with a brick. When he woke up, all he had on was his underpants!

Lingbao: "For a dignified Heavenly Venerable to end up in such a sorry state... I can hardly speak of it!"

Yuanshi Tianzun was knocked out with a brick, and when he woke up, he didn't even have his underpants!

Yuanshi: "Damn it all, this isn't over!"

Yuanshi went east and summoned Laojun and Lingbao.

Yuanshi: "That was too cruel. They didn't even leave me my underpants!"

Laojun and Lingbao: "???"

Yuanshi: "How come you two still have yours? [doge]"

Let's go find the Jade Emperor!

As it happened, the Three Pure Ones ran into the Jade Emperor returning from the direction of Guanghan Palace, wearing nothing but his underpants!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.