I Was Exposed for Celebrating My Eighty-Year-Old Girlfriend's Birthday

Su Yifan walked into a cosmetics shop, looking radiant.

"Ma'am, it's my girlfriend's eightieth birthday tomorrow. Help me pick out some suitable skincare products."

The shop owner: "???"

"Your girlfriend's... eightieth birthday?"

"Then I recommend this one. People her age need a little nourishment."

Su Yifan:

"Mm, and could you write a greeting card for me while you're at it?"

The shop owner:

"Sure. What would you like it to say?"

Su Yifan:

"Wishing my little darling, my sweetheart, eternal life and never-ending days."

The shop owner stifled a laugh.

"Well... how about I change that wording for you? 'May you stay forever young,' perhaps?"

The shoppers nearby were stunned by the conversation.

"Holy crap, this guy's made it to the top of the world!"

"Haha, be a sensible kid today, and tomorrow you'll be the chairman!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.