Host: The Wildly Profane Career of Xi Ge from East Street!

"Hey, Brother Xi, quick question: which family is richer, Big-Head Son's or Crayon Shin-chan's? Can you help me figure it out? It's urgent!"

"Brother Xi, my farts don't stink as much as my roommate's, so now I'm at the bottom of the pecking order in the dorm and can't hold my head up. How do I fix this?"

"Brother Xi, Brother Xi, how many Crayon Shin-chans would it take to beat one Ultraman? Please tell me quickly, I'm waiting online!"

The livestream chat was buzzing!

Zhang Xi, known as Brother Xi of East Street,

took a calm sip of the goji berry tea his younger sister had brewed,

then said slowly, "If you have a question, line up and ask them one at a time!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.